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    Ka-Bar now has a tactical spork. No, really

    For those looking for a $7 tactical spork made of space-age Grilamid hybrid material that packs an auxiliary knife in the handle, think Ka-Bar (#nottheOnion).

    The company, long known for their Marine fighting knives, just dropped the Model 9909 Tactical Spork which boasts a 2.5-inch fully serrated blade secreted inside a 6.875-inch multipurpose eating utensil. Hopefully it’s all held together pretty good or a user could end up pulling the whole, “Do you want to know how I got these scars?” gag for a while.

    The whole thing is made of food and water approved Grilamid polymer– which should appeal to those of you who get all gooey for polymer (you know who you are).

    MSRP is $6.83, which is hard to argue with.

    Unless you already own a GI surplus M26 Fork, Spoon and Knife set to go with your M1911. In that case, carry on, sir.
    Pat ------> NRA Lifetime Endowment Member #FAAFO

    #2
    They should make a tactical plate that doubles as a shield and a bowl that doubles as a helmet. This way you can totally protect yourself while on a pick nick

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      #3
      I love it!!!!!

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        #4
        Awesome for the lightweight backpackers (like my younger self).
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          #5
          Group Buy?
          PRAY FOR PEACE. PREPARE FOR WAR

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            #6
            I bet that flat wrinkle finish tastes great.

            More gear queer bullshit.

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              #7
              Oh man...the gear whore in me can's resist this.

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              • GunsNGolf
                GunsNGolf commented
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                I find it ironic that this post comes right after Idiocracy's.

              • nitaliano
                nitaliano commented
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                Haters gonna hate lol

              #8
              I've had pretty good luck with the heavy duty nylon cutlery you can get in Wal-Mart, one can have a full sized fork, spoon and knife and STILL come in lighter.

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                #9
                For the price it's hard to resist. Even if it doesn't hold up, it's still good for a few laughs.

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                  #10
                  Do we need a background check here in NY to own this? It has a pointy front device, a verticle grip below the action, collapsible butt device, and it's black, so it has to be dangerous..
                  Hunter, NRA Life Member, NYS Deplorable

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                    #11
                    I am on the train heading into NYC. Just looking at this on my phone can get me in trouble!
                    NRA Member, NYSRPA Member
                    NY, NH, PA, Utah, Florida, Connecticut CCW

                    “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” - Benjamin Franklin

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                      #12
                      This could really change the way I enjoy Taco Bell.... lol

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                        #13
                        does it comes in multicam?

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                          #14
                          It will stick with my tactical steak knife.

                          It deploys a lot quicker because it does not need to be unscrewed from a base.


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