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    It's a parody, right? It has to be.
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    Red lights for anti-gun solidarity

    Posted by: Dr. I. M. Swindler 146 Comments



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    A new trend is sweeping the nation. It’s called “red lighting”. Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs letting the world know This is a gun free home.
    According to Jane Seymore who is the director of operations for the Department of Protecting Everyone (DOPE) we will soon see millions of homes adorned with red bulbs.
    It is clear to me that everyone is lookimg for a safer enviroment to raise their children. A gun free safe home is everything America is supposed to be. – Seymore
    So far many of America’s largest retailers have been selling out of the red bulbs quickly. “We can’t get them in fast enough. They are flying off the shelves.” Claims Bill Barskey president of marketing research for Walmart, “As soon as we get them in there is a line of well-intentioned people buying them up.”
    Not everyone is excited about this idea. Our reporters spoke with Americans on the street to get their opinions and they were mixed.
    This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Red lights are for the bedroom and thanks to you I can’t find any now. – Carlos
    My home has red lights on both the front porch and the back. We have strimgs of red lights in the trees to let everyone know we are a gun free home. -Hillary
    This is crazy how dumb can you……. wait, uh this is actually a good idea. I am glad that gun free homes will have red lights. Good for you folks. I love this, -Tyrone
    As we all are immersed in the sea of red protective lights be sure to remember that the red light means a gun free zone so all of you would-be attackers and thieves please leave your guns at the door.


    A new trend is sweeping the nation. It's called "red lighting". Activists are changing the...
    "The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”
    Tucker Max

    Infirmitate Invitat Violentiam
    Finicky Fat Guy

    #2
    "This is crazy how dumb can you……. wait, uh this is actually a good idea. I am glad that gun free homes will have red lights. Good for you folks. I love this, -Tyrone"

    I'm going with a joke site based off this quote.
    “Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are." - Benjamin Franklin

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      #3
      yup it is a joke site. lol

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        #4
        Yes I would say it is a parody site. I like this "article"
        http://immediatesafety.org/trump-sup...rs-supporters/
        Ben

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          #5
          Or maybe whores are available for services

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            #6
            How about we start a white light for the second amendment, only the antis have to change their bulbs

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              #7
              I'm changing my bulbs tonight. Then I sit and wait....
              Pat ------> NRA Endowment Member

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              • Mad Russian
                Mad Russian commented
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                BUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Iz good, I like!

              #8
              The acronym for the Department Of Protecting Everyone might have been a hint.

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                #9
                It's just too over the top on "go red"

                Or else it's backed by the guy withe the patent on red bulbs

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                  #10
                  Originally posted by paté View Post
                  I'm changing my bulbs tonight. Then I sit and wait....

                  A gun shop owner in RI that my father used to frequent, where I got my 1st BB gun, sat in wait at his shop after it was robbed multiple times and killed the robber after the robber backed his car through the front window of the store and was wielding a pipe.
                  http://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/08/...1818587793600/
                  Ben

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                  • UVBNAXED
                    UVBNAXED commented
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                    Great article.

                  #11
                  I thought it was pretty damn funny and sent it to an anti-gun coworker suggesting they do it.
                  "The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”
                  Tucker Max

                  Infirmitate Invitat Violentiam
                  Finicky Fat Guy

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                    #12
                    Originally posted by Malaka View Post
                    Or maybe whores are available for services
                    Great, always thinking like a Greek Putana!

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                    • UVBNAXED
                      UVBNAXED commented
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                      Did you expect something else from him?

                    #13
                    I always thought the "red light" was a symbol of prostotution. If I remember correctly. Women would have a red light lit in thier homes back in the "Wild West" days to symbolize a "room for rent" kinda thing. I think that's also what brought in the term "red light district". I could be way off in this. So don't quote what I posted as fact.

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                      #14
                      i think we should print stickers that say gun free home and give it out free to anti gun liberals.
                      they can stand behind what they believe in.
                      and we will be doing a public service.
                      money well spent
                      let's make america great again

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                        #15
                        As an alternative, ...

                        To be human is to be armed.

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