Proof that Russian guns are superior

[Russian]

Your arguments are invalid. We are always winners.

[mossy930spx]

winning by drinking mexican piss water..... lol

[Russian]

Nobody drinks this shit, comrade, this bottle was used for educational purposes only. You should better believe in Party line or we will send you to "re-education camp"

[Paté]

At least it's good at something. You may want to send that picture over to Gaston Glock.

[Russian]

Glock? Vot iz Glock? Vi dont uz any feminine products here, comrade.

[Augustus]

I'm confused. Is Mad Russian & Russian the same person or just alter egos?

[Russian]

I'm his evil (not) twin (not) brother.

[Mad Russian]

Nyet! Iz Komrad!

[Augustus]

I like the original the best

[Russian]

Feel the difference. Pic. #1 Mad Russian. Pic. #2 Russian.

[Mad Russian]

PAH! It look like Dirty Russian!

[mossy930spx]

Nobody drinks this shit, comrade, this bottle was used for educational purposes only. You should better believe in Party line or we will send you to "re-education camp"

Education on poor beer choices Russians make.

[Russian]

Beer drinking, Russian style

[LI Ammo]

Your arguments are invalid. We are always winners.

Small point of fact, "Prove that Russian guns are superrior." This is actually a question or a challenge, and is written with the implied: "can you" Prove that Russian guns are superior (?)

If you wrote: Proof that Russian guns are superior, then we could could look at the photo, and laugh about that all we want.

Granted, your English is better than my Russian, (comrade) so I am not picking on you at all, I'm just helping you on the forum.
The only two Russian words I know are Lada, as in a really crappy car and Stolichnaya, which makes driving a Lada tolerable.
Добрый день

[Destro]

1. English fail in title. OK maybe troll attempt for "authenticity"
2. Corona. LULZ.
3. Mad Russian is a real Russian not some wannabe try-hard Misha act.
4. Have a nice fuckin' day

[Russian]

Thank you for your help. Writing like a shooting should be done at the speed where you hands not faster then your brain. Point taken, PROOF was the intended word.
In 1966 Fiat 124 was a good car (first gen Lada is a Fiat 124). Saying that Lada 2101 was a crappy car in 1966 is the saying that Ford Model T was a crappy car. Yep, if you compare them with 1964 Ford Mustang.
Stolichnaya vodka would probably be classify as middle level quality, but what would I know, i just took a picture with Corona (eye roll).
Добрый день- would be "hello" but I would imagine that you was trying to say "goodbye" ?

I'm sure that you know more Russian words, for example: Bistro ( as of type of French restaurant) or Sputnik, Samovar, Balalaika.

Joke of the day:
Q:How do you call a person who speaks 2 languages?
A: Bilingual

Q: How do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: Trilingual

Q: How do you call a person who speaks only 1 language?
A: American.

[Aquabach]

Yes. they ares uperior bottle openers.
As far as what they are actually supposed to do though, Nyet

[LI Ammo]

Thank you for your help. Writing like a shooting should be done at the speed where you hands not faster then your brain. Point taken, PROOF was the intended word.
In 1966 Fiat 124 was a good car (first gen Lada is a Fiat 124). Saying that Lada 2101 was a crappy car in 1966 is the saying that Ford Model T was a crappy car. Yep, if you compare them with 1964 Ford Mustang.
Stolichnaya vodka would probably be classify as middle level quality, but what would I know, i just took a picture with Corona (eye roll).
Добрый день- would be "hello" but I would imagine that you was trying to say "goodbye" ?

I'm sure that you know more Russian words, for example: Bistro ( as of type of French restaurant) or Sputnik, Samovar, Balalaika.

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No, don't know these words, Samovar or Balalaika.

The Lada was made for more than 40 years without one single major design change. That my friend is the definition of a crappy car.
I was in one that was made without a heater core. Can you imagine a car made for Soviet people made without heat?

Real Joke of the day:

Customer: Sir, I want to trade in my Lada, how much is it worth?
Salesman: How much gas is in the tank?

The reason Americans don't need to speak more than one language is that we can make a living knowing only English. Try that in Latvia!
(The reason half the world is trying to get here is the same reason that English is enough on its own)

(I do have a second language, but it's not Russian)

What I meant to say was Good Afternoon, a greeting used on the way in or out of conversation in many languages, but not in Russian I guess.
Sorry, I was only trying to be nice.







Joke of the day:
Q:How do you call a person who speaks 2 languages?
A: Bilingual

Q: How do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: Trilingual

Q: How do you call a person who speaks only 1 language?
A: American

[Hunter]

Russian guns are very sturdy and I guess you can open a bottle with it various shapes, but what good is a gun that never breaks if you can't hit the side of a barn from 50 feet?

[Russian]

Here, comrade, jokes about not being able to hit anything from 50 feet only accepted over your permanently jammed AR.