I was going to email this to the pertinent folks, but I figured I'd just post it here and they could move it over. Of course I realize now that this is over a month away still (I'm laboring under the idea that it's already the first week of July, which of course it is not. But I've already started typing.)
FAQ
How many stages? 7 stages.
How many rounds of birdshot? Mmm.... I dunno. Between 105 and 140?
How can you not know how many rounds there are? Because maybe I don't know how bad you suck! How many misses and make up shots you'll need? Don't go jumping to conclusions and assuming I haven't designed all seven stages yet! (or any) 17 rounds is an average. Some might be less than 15, some could be over 20. Shotgun steel stages are about flow and balance and being too lazy to put out more targets, plus there's that whole You sucking thing. Stage designs are flexible is all I'm saying.
Will the stage descriptions be released before the match? No, I just explain why, stop being a dick.
Any slugs or buckshot? Yes, 5 slugs. (Just because Postal Bob loves slugs so much)
What size shot? #6 or smaller.
Can I use a 20ga? Yeah it should work, you might just have to get closer.
Will I have to know what animals look like, count them and remember them this year? No, not this time.
Will there be that really loud fucking tube? Nope, not this time either.
Will there be that that spinning target that people with short cylinder bore barrels hate? You betcha! You're all over due for that one. But you'll be able to get as close as safely possible if need be.
Can you get back to import information like Divisions and shit? No problem.
What will the Divisions be? Open, Limited Auto, Limited Pump and Stock Five.
And what's that mean? (he asked pretending not to know)
Open: A shotgun with any of the following features: Optical sights, barrel porting or compensator, box magazine, speed feed tubes or Thai tubes.
Limited Auto: A semi auto shotgun holding up to 10 rounds.
Limted Pump: A pump shotgun holding up to 10 rounds.
Stock Five: A semi or pump shotgun, that never gets loaded past 4+1 (four in the tube, one in the chamber)
What is the start capacity and maximum capacity?
Open: Up to 10+1 to start, up to 10+1 on the clock.
Limited Auto: Up to 8+1 to start, up to 10+1 on the clock.
Limited Pump: Up to 8+1 to start, up to 10+1 on the clock.
Stock five: 4+1 to start, up to 4+1 on the clock.
What if I lose count and load too many? Then you get bumped to Open!
What if I'm shooting already in Open and I lose count? Go straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
WTF is a Thai Tube? It's a really long removable magazine tube that holds shells even when off the gun.
Do I need anything else? Your brain in gear, eye protection, ear protection and plenty to drink.
Do I have to help put away the thousands of pounds of steel targets that only a few sucker set up? Yes.
Do I have to be one of those few suckers also? Possibly.
What the heck is a P-Man anyway? Jerry P. was the P-Man.
FAQ
How many stages? 7 stages.
How many rounds of birdshot? Mmm.... I dunno. Between 105 and 140?
How can you not know how many rounds there are? Because maybe I don't know how bad you suck! How many misses and make up shots you'll need? Don't go jumping to conclusions and assuming I haven't designed all seven stages yet! (or any) 17 rounds is an average. Some might be less than 15, some could be over 20. Shotgun steel stages are about flow and balance and being too lazy to put out more targets, plus there's that whole You sucking thing. Stage designs are flexible is all I'm saying.
Will the stage descriptions be released before the match? No, I just explain why, stop being a dick.
Any slugs or buckshot? Yes, 5 slugs. (Just because Postal Bob loves slugs so much)
What size shot? #6 or smaller.
Can I use a 20ga? Yeah it should work, you might just have to get closer.
Will I have to know what animals look like, count them and remember them this year? No, not this time.
Will there be that really loud fucking tube? Nope, not this time either.
Will there be that that spinning target that people with short cylinder bore barrels hate? You betcha! You're all over due for that one. But you'll be able to get as close as safely possible if need be.
Can you get back to import information like Divisions and shit? No problem.
What will the Divisions be? Open, Limited Auto, Limited Pump and Stock Five.
And what's that mean? (he asked pretending not to know)
Open: A shotgun with any of the following features: Optical sights, barrel porting or compensator, box magazine, speed feed tubes or Thai tubes.
Limited Auto: A semi auto shotgun holding up to 10 rounds.
Limted Pump: A pump shotgun holding up to 10 rounds.
Stock Five: A semi or pump shotgun, that never gets loaded past 4+1 (four in the tube, one in the chamber)
What is the start capacity and maximum capacity?
Open: Up to 10+1 to start, up to 10+1 on the clock.
Limited Auto: Up to 8+1 to start, up to 10+1 on the clock.
Limited Pump: Up to 8+1 to start, up to 10+1 on the clock.
Stock five: 4+1 to start, up to 4+1 on the clock.
What if I lose count and load too many? Then you get bumped to Open!
What if I'm shooting already in Open and I lose count? Go straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
WTF is a Thai Tube? It's a really long removable magazine tube that holds shells even when off the gun.
Do I need anything else? Your brain in gear, eye protection, ear protection and plenty to drink.
Do I have to help put away the thousands of pounds of steel targets that only a few sucker set up? Yes.
Do I have to be one of those few suckers also? Possibly.
What the heck is a P-Man anyway? Jerry P. was the P-Man.
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