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    Good news for all of us fat fucks

    So, this terrorist who worked for Bin Laden but was caught, convicted and imprisoned prior to 9/11 was due to be let out of prison soon. His attorneys successfully argued that because he is 230 lbs, he is more likely to die from covid in prison so they released him. He is going to live with his family in a $1 Million apartment in London.
    I guess I can commit crimes without worrying about going to prison. It is bad for my health.
    A former Osama bin Laden henchman convicted in two deadly 1998 bombings is free and living in the U.K. this week after being released early — thanks to a Manhattan federal judge who agreed the terrorist was way too obese to survive the coronavirus behind bars.

    #2
    But would you want to live in London?
    True freedom and our inherent responsibility:
    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...18&version=NLT
    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...hronicles+7:14

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      #3
      Originally posted by Hannco View Post
      But would you want to live in London?
      It's a nice place to visit. But I don't drink too and definitely too many terrorists are there.

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        #4
        I'm pleasantly plump. Thank you.
        I would never want to live in a shithole like London.
        Last edited by Karpteach; 12-11-2020, 02:07 PM.

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          #5
          230 ? Dayum, I must have blanket immunity

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            #6
            Originally posted by Karpteach View Post
            I'm pleasantly plump. Thank you.
            I would never want to live in a shuthile like London.
            I’m festively fluffy 😂

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              #7
              The eats must be real good in the fed lockups....

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                #8
                230lbs is obese? Wtf?

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                • M-14BULLETTS
                  M-14BULLETTS commented
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                  when your 5'2' yup it is

                #9
                Hell I am going The Purge style then. There is no way they should put my fat ass in prison.
                Ben

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                  #10
                  im-getting-so-fat-that-when-i-get-my-shoes-shined-i-gotta-take-the-guys-word-for-it (1).jpg

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                    #11
                    London is a shithole full of Muslims. He will go back to business as usual.

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                      #12
                      At that rate I shouldn't be allowed within a 1000 yds of a prison.

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                        #13
                        Originally posted by Exonautic View Post
                        At that rate I shouldn't be allowed within a 1000 yds of a prison.
                        Let’s start knocking over 7 Elevens. No consequences!

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                          #14
                          Let's put the libtard leaders of NYC in a quandary and let's steal from the MTA, local/ state taxes, etc..
                          The escape is nowhere near complete. The inventor of LIBERAL fishing. (soon to be seen on ESPN 45 because the 44th never worked.)

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