The modern Little Red Riding Hood

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Little Red Riding Hood, is traipsing through the forest.
She hears a commotion in the bushes, fast as lightning she reaches in and pulls out the Big Bad Wolf by the scruff of his neck.
Raising the quivering Big Bad Wolf up to her face she rumbles-
"So...you were going to eat me!?"
"Goodness no, I'm a vegetarian!!!"
"So..." she growls "you were going to rape me!?"
"Heavens no" squeaks the Wolf "I'm gay!"

"Oh goody!" Little Red Riding Hood squeals in delight. She lowers the Big Bad Wolf from the height of her 6'8" 320 pound former offensive tackle frame while unzipping her fly

"You can blow me!"

[Karpteach SIGness Sufferer. Find all posts View Profile Close Karpteach]

Zis iz Funny! Or iz it Zir, shit I'm confused. Lol

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Little Red Riding Hood, is traipsing through the forest.
She hears a commotion in the bushes, fast as lightning she reaches in and pulls out the Big Bad Wolf by the scruff of his neck.
Raising the quivering Big Bad Wolf up to her face she rumbles-
"So...you were going to eat me!?"
"Goodness no, I'm a vegetarian!!!"
"So..." she growls "you were going to rape me!?"
"Heavens no" squeaks the Wolf "I'm gay!"

"Oh goody!" Little Red Riding Hood squeals in delight. She lowers the Big Bad Wolf from the height of her 6'8" 320 pound former offensive tackle frame while unzipping her fly

"You can blow me!"

Ummm, which bathroom does she use?