Muslim Book Store

[CommackBoy]

So, I was walking downtown and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye but asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?” The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!” I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

[Pitbull428]

Good one! hahaha

[Dropkick]

Thats great

[MSA77]

LOL!!! You should have asked if you could borrow a pen and a piece of paper. If he asked you why, you could have told him you were practicing for the next "Draw Mohammed" contest, and wanted some pointers.