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    Defense against home invasion

    >> Defense against home invasion
    >>
    >> A liberal acquaintance in California asked me what I thought he might
    >> need in order to defend his house and family from home invasion and the like.
    >>
    >> I suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.
    >> A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to
    >> make it all work. He voted for Obama too . . . twice.

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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

    #2
    Break the shells with the 9mm, place near windows/door before going to bed, and use the clips to hang a sign that says:

    "We are unarmed, but we have a phone, and you bet we'll use that phone!

    P.S. Please don't hurt us.

    P.S.S. Help yourselves to our valuables"
    “Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are." - Benjamin Franklin

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      #3
       
      Exercise the Bill of Rights. It's good for your Constitution.

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        #4
        Lol

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          #5
          If it wasn't too real it would be funny......

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            #6
            No one needs that many shells!

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              #7
              Magazines NOT clips.....arggg
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                #8
                Hilarious

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