Bill Clinton and Prostitute (joke)

[Dan 0351]

Bill stops on a corner and waves over a prostitute.
B: "How much?"
P: "$50 half and half."
B: "I'll give you $5."
P: "No way, get the hell out of here!" and Bill drives away.

Next night, same thing.
B: "How much?"
P: "I told you, $50"
B: "I'll give you $5."
P: "Get the hell out of here!"

This goes on for a week - same outcome.

On the 8th day, Bill pulls up to the same prostitute but this time he has Hillary in the car. Before Bill can ask, "How much?", the prostitute says, "SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR $5?!?"

[sheeple]

Good joke. On point given the fact good old bill frequents prostitutes and is a notorious womanizer. I find it funny that no one points out how much of a dirt bag he is. He sees women as a pieces of meat he can use for his own purposes. Fucking disgusting.

[LiDad]

Good joke. On point given the fact good old bill frequents prostitutes and is a notorious womanizer. I find it funny that no one points out how much of a dirt bag he is. He sees women as a pieces of meat he can use for his own purposes. Fucking disgusting.

It's criminal how the MSM always asks Trump's daughter about her father's comments regarding women, but I've never seen anyone ask Chelsea about her father's affairs and treatment of women!