Just saw a post from a friend. She is brilliant, graduated Valedictorian from Brown, but couldn't find her way out of an elevator if the door was open. Went like this:
Her: Like oh, that antenna thing on the headset is a mouthpiece...no wonder nobody could hear me speaking!
Me: Why am I NOT surprised.?
Her: For a year, folks, for a year....But lest you think I am out-of-step with technology because I fear it, or am incapable--haha, no. Ask me why the fax didn't work one day (I was using a telephone that was next to, but not part of, the machine to "dial out")...then, the mouse (I was pushing my flip phone around on my mouse pad).... I am done with the major fails for this decade!
Her: Like oh, that antenna thing on the headset is a mouthpiece...no wonder nobody could hear me speaking!
Me: Why am I NOT surprised.?
Her: For a year, folks, for a year....But lest you think I am out-of-step with technology because I fear it, or am incapable--haha, no. Ask me why the fax didn't work one day (I was using a telephone that was next to, but not part of, the machine to "dial out")...then, the mouse (I was pushing my flip phone around on my mouse pad).... I am done with the major fails for this decade!
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