"Feel the Johnson"

[NRATC53]

"Feel the Johnson" is something that happened to a friend of mine in a bar in Sandy Eggo a long time ago when he was on liberty. It didn't end well, lots of Shore Patrol involved. He and his two buddies were young and stupid and thought the name of the bar "Queens" had something to do with geography...Their Captain was not amused

[sheeple]

My grandfather was in the Navy during the Korean War. When he was stationed in San Francisco, he and a few his buddies went out bar hopping. He was the scout. Found a place that looked busy and he popped in. When he went in he said all he saw was guys, and he thought "where are all the girls at?" That's when a guy approached him and said "Hey sailor, come on in." He said he never turned around and ran so fast in his life. Always crack up when I hear that story.

Sounds like your friend had a similar experience 60 years later.

[anothersteve]

Same thing happened to a friend (yes a friend!) of mine when we were stationed in Mississippi around '78, only it happened in New Orleans. I wasn't there but I heard what happened after wasn't pretty!
Later, Steve

[LazyLab]

So we went from Trump sucks to Dick fondling posts. 😳😬

[Russian]

So we went from Trump sucks to Dick fondling posts. 😳😬

Have you serve, my friend? Because if you do or did, you should know how funny (and plenty) and salty "service jokes" can be.

[NRATC53]

My grandfather was in the Navy during the Korean War. When he was stationed in San Francisco, he and a few his buddies went out bar hopping. He was the scout. Found a place that looked busy and he popped in. When he went in he said all he saw was guys, and he thought "where are all the girls at?" That's when a guy approached him and said "Hey sailor, come on in." He said he never turned around and ran so fast in his life. Always crack up when I hear that story.

Sounds like your friend had a similar experience 60 years later.

Actually, only about 12-15 years later, he served on the Mount Hood, an ammo ship. He did 3 tours during Viet Nam, sitting just offshore sending in everything from 5.56 to artillery shells and bombs, and the occasional Helo flight into Da Nang

[NRATC53]

Have you serve, my friend? Because if you do or did, you should know how funny (and plenty) and salty "service jokes" can be.

Yup, and this one is a true story, and the same type of thing has happened often, as we've seen here.

[LazyLab]

Have you serve, my friend? Because if you do or did, you should know how funny (and plenty) and salty "service jokes" can be.

No I never did. It was sarcasm. Savy?

[Barnslayer]

I thought this thread was going to be about the WW2 M1941 rifle.

[Aquabach]

So we went from Trump sucks to Dick fondling posts. 😳😬

Trump sucks Dicks?