So a few years ago, I had a really bad stuttering problem. I finally grew the nerve and went to the doctor to see if I can get it remedied. The doctor meets with me, looks me over and finally has me put one of those gowns. He does an exam and when he gets to my babymaker, he looks up and says to me....I know why you are stuttering.
I said..."da da da doc, wha wha wha what is iiiiiiiiiiiit"! I've been sta sta sta sta stuttering all my la la la la life. I'd do en en en en en nnnnnnn anything to cure it.
With that, the doc looks up at me and says to me "Your penis is abnormally large and impedes with your speech". I shook my head and didn't believe but since I was so tired of stuttering, I asked if there was a cure.
Doc responds, sure there is. We can cut your member to half it's size and you'll be cured. You'll still be average and all will be well. After weeks of dliberatation I decided to go through it and make the appointment. After the surgery I woke up and the doc asked me how I felt. I said great! To my amazement, I didn't have a stutter anymore. Doc releases me and tells me to come back in 3 months for a follow.
At the follow up, i run into the docs office and I said...Doc, I love not stuttering but my sex life is terrible, I really miss my large member and I want to have the surgery reversed. With that, the doc turns to me and says..Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fuck ya ya ya ya you.
I said..."da da da doc, wha wha wha what is iiiiiiiiiiiit"! I've been sta sta sta sta stuttering all my la la la la life. I'd do en en en en en nnnnnnn anything to cure it.
With that, the doc looks up at me and says to me "Your penis is abnormally large and impedes with your speech". I shook my head and didn't believe but since I was so tired of stuttering, I asked if there was a cure.
Doc responds, sure there is. We can cut your member to half it's size and you'll be cured. You'll still be average and all will be well. After weeks of dliberatation I decided to go through it and make the appointment. After the surgery I woke up and the doc asked me how I felt. I said great! To my amazement, I didn't have a stutter anymore. Doc releases me and tells me to come back in 3 months for a follow.
At the follow up, i run into the docs office and I said...Doc, I love not stuttering but my sex life is terrible, I really miss my large member and I want to have the surgery reversed. With that, the doc turns to me and says..Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fuck ya ya ya ya you.
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