For many years a group of friends gathered every year for a hunting/fishing trip.
One year one of the guy's wife stomped her little foot down and said to him "You're not going!" He calls his friends and tells them the bad news.
A week later the friends show up at the campground to find the tents are set up, coolers are loaded with beer and food, a fire is going, and their buddy is sitting there with biggest shit eating grin.
"What happened, we thought you couldn't make it! "
"Well, it went down like this: I came home from work yesterday, walked into the house and see my wife standing there in a see through gown. She takes me upstairs to the bedroom, the candles are lit, soft music is playing and the bed posts have silk ropes tied to them.
"She lies down on the bed and says 'Flip me over!' so I flipped her over. 'Tie me up!' so I tied her up.
"Now do what you want!
Here I am!"
One year one of the guy's wife stomped her little foot down and said to him "You're not going!" He calls his friends and tells them the bad news.
A week later the friends show up at the campground to find the tents are set up, coolers are loaded with beer and food, a fire is going, and their buddy is sitting there with biggest shit eating grin.
"What happened, we thought you couldn't make it! "
"Well, it went down like this: I came home from work yesterday, walked into the house and see my wife standing there in a see through gown. She takes me upstairs to the bedroom, the candles are lit, soft music is playing and the bed posts have silk ropes tied to them.
"She lies down on the bed and says 'Flip me over!' so I flipped her over. 'Tie me up!' so I tied her up.
"Now do what you want!
Here I am!"
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