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    MS-13 Gang Member Died Trying To Gold Plate His Genitals
    http://now88news.com/2016/03/30/ms-1...late-genitals/

    NEWS: | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 21th birthday.

    The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.

    The 21-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

    Gold platting one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr Ian Joseffson

    Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation”.

    “This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community” he told reporters.

    “I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case” he explained.

    Some experts believe the tradition might find it’s roots in prehistoric Mesoamerican cultures, such as the Mayas who painted parts of their bodies with gold paint to empower themselves and as an offering to the Gods.

    (Obviously fake, but still too funny - "Pelotas de Oro")
    Last edited by Walker1847; 05-04-2016, 04:09 PM.
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    #2
    I disagree with Dr. Joseffson.

    I feel anyone who has the idea to gold plate their junk should proceed with abandon.
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      #3
      Originally posted by OH UNCLE PAUL View Post
      I disagree with Dr. Joseffson.

      I feel anyone who has the idea to gold plate their junk should proceed with abandon.
      Completely agree. He's just a naysayer. Envious of the first vato to have the AuCock.

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        #4
        Third case this year wtf?

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          #5
          Yo, vato mirar aqui: http://www.amazon.com/Medallion-Liqu.../dp/B00770Z41Q
          SHADAP VARMINT!

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            #6
            "Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation”."


            why warn them? let them fix themselves (hahahahaha pun)

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              #7
              That is to funny. Instead of gun buy backs the city should use the money to hand materials to do the plating.
              III%

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                #8
                See, stupid DOES fix itself.

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                  #9
                  Cojones de Oro. More MS-13 members should continue the new Tradicíon de Familía!
                  Last edited by Karpteach; 05-04-2016, 04:30 PM.

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                    #10
                    Group buy on the kits and send them to the gangs?
                    SHADAP VARMINT!

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                      #11
                      melt some gold stick your junk in there. what could go wrong
                      let's make america great again

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