This makes the Onion seem real. 54. POPE FRANCIS ARRESTED & EXECUTED

[Aquabach]

We need a Tin Foil Hat section

This is some good stuff
Pope arrested & executed.
But was it a clone?

I love the list of those arrested over the weekend and executed as well as under house arrest.
This one was my favorite until I saw # 66:
11. GEORGE H.W. BUSH ARRESTED & EXECUTED

Bush died in 2018 and no one has seen a clone of him or anything ever since

https://childtraffickingorgans.blogs...-executed.html

[pandm]

I don't believe anything I read on the Internet and longer.

[spider]

Looks like they targeted Madonna, too.

[Killian]

Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol

[SemiAutoFetish]

Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol

Google "misinformation" algorithms hard at work...

[spider]

Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol

Aquabach is evil.

[Vitaman]

I don't believe anything I read on the Internet and longer.

I don't believe you.

[Aquabach]

Aquabach is evil.

oh Stop. You're making me blush

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[Aquabach]

Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol

Someone mentioned the pope being arrested. i think it was even in the insurrection thread and I googled it and found this and it cracked me up

[Aquabach]

Looks like they targeted Madonna, too.

Sure. Thant skank competes with Joe's Ho

[Gort]

Did you ever see https://birdsarentreal.com/ . There's a real site explaining how birds are extinct and they are all drones to spy on us. Bird poop was thought to be oil but its worse:

WHAT IS BIRD POOP?

Bird poop was originally thought to be oil discharge from earlier bird drone models. After further research though, this was disproven. Bird poop irregularly falls on vehicles in large amounts. Recent studies show that 87% of Bird Poop in populated areas falls on people’s cars. Why is this? Confidential documents leaked in 2018 revealing that “Bird Poop” is actually a form of liquidated tracking apparatus. If you walk outside and notice some bird poop just “happened” to fall on your car, be aware that you are now being tracked by the United States Government. It is recommended you clean your car exterior regularly to avoid this.

The site is pretty amusing. I think its a parody site, but you never know these days.

[Helmup]

Wait..... The Onion isn't real ????????

[TheMongoose]

PCP is a hell of a drug

[warmnfuzzy]

Someone mentioned the pope being arrested. i think it was even in the insurrection thread and I googled it and found this and it cracked me up

I bet he enjoyed the pat down and cavity search