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    This makes the Onion seem real. 54. POPE FRANCIS ARRESTED & EXECUTED

    We need a Tin Foil Hat section

    This is some good stuff
    Pope arrested & executed.
    But was it a clone?

    I love the list of those arrested over the weekend and executed as well as under house arrest.
    This one was my favorite until I saw # 66:
    11. GEORGE H.W. BUSH ARRESTED & EXECUTED

    Bush died in 2018 and no one has seen a clone of him or anything ever since

    https://childtraffickingorgans.blogs...-executed.html
    Last edited by Aquabach; 01-13-2021, 08:51 AM.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King, Jr.

    #2
    I don't believe anything I read on the Internet and longer.

    A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.

    - Rudyard Kipling

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      #3
      Looks like they targeted Madonna, too.
      Giza Development: Building and Renovating Pyramids of Distinction Since 2435 BC 631-427-1691 (Beware the Sea People)

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        #4
        Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol

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          #5
          Originally posted by Killian View Post
          Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol
          Google "misinformation" algorithms hard at work...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Killian View Post
            Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol
            Aquabach is evil.
            Giza Development: Building and Renovating Pyramids of Distinction Since 2435 BC 631-427-1691 (Beware the Sea People)

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              #7
              Originally posted by pandm View Post
              I don't believe anything I read on the Internet and longer.
              I don't believe you.
              Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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                #8
                Originally posted by spider View Post

                Aquabach is evil.
                oh Stop. You're making me blush

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                "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Killian View Post
                  Good grief. Where did you even find this? lol
                  Someone mentioned the pope being arrested. i think it was even in the insurrection thread and I googled it and found this and it cracked me up
                  "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by spider View Post
                    Looks like they targeted Madonna, too.
                    Sure. Thant skank competes with Joe's Ho
                    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                      #11
                      Did you ever see https://birdsarentreal.com/ . There's a real site explaining how birds are extinct and they are all drones to spy on us. Bird poop was thought to be oil but its worse:

                      WHAT IS BIRD POOP?

                      Bird poop was originally thought to be oil discharge from earlier bird drone models. After further research though, this was disproven. Bird poop irregularly falls on vehicles in large amounts. Recent studies show that 87% of Bird Poop in populated areas falls on people’s cars. Why is this? Confidential documents leaked in 2018 revealing that “Bird Poop” is actually a form of liquidated tracking apparatus. If you walk outside and notice some bird poop just “happened” to fall on your car, be aware that you are now being tracked by the United States Government. It is recommended you clean your car exterior regularly to avoid this.


                      The site is pretty amusing. I think its a parody site, but you never know these days.

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                        #12
                        Wait..... The Onion isn't real ????????

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                          #13
                          PCP is a hell of a drug

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Aquabach View Post

                            Someone mentioned the pope being arrested. i think it was even in the insurrection thread and I googled it and found this and it cracked me up
                            I bet he enjoyed the pat down and cavity search

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