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    Another AK "expert"

    It is probably most common title in firearms community. Feels like every second guy is just a regular Mikhail Kalashnikov. This article copied from http://controversialtimes.com
    AR-15 Gun Owner Buys First AK… Fails Miserably

    By Hunter Roosevelt on April 18, 2016
    The stupid… it burns! This is what happens when someone claims to be AK expert and buys an AK off Armslist, while actually not knowing a thing about the iconic rifle.
    The exchange was posted to a private Facebook group known simply as AK-47 and is the experience of one of the groups members in what should have been a simple Armslist transaction.
    The original post read, “I sold this guy my 7.62 saiga. You might get a kick out of these messages”.
    Seller: It it not ejecting? Not feeding right? What type of ammo? I have honestly never had any type of misfire or jam
    Buyer: Won’t feed ammo correctly. 5.56 right?
    Seller: 7.62
    Buyer: What’s that?
    Seller: 7.62×39
    Buyer: Never heard of it
    Seller: That’s what caliber that rifle is
    Buyer: You told me it was an AK
    Buyer: According to Google Saiga AKs take 5.56×45 ammo
    Seller: That is 7.62. It is stamped on the receiver
    Buyer: I’m gonna stamp your fucking head
    Seller: What the hell is your problem
    Buyer: I have a gun I can’t use
    Seller: Get the correct ammo and you can.
    Seller: I seriously cant tell if you’re joking around here? I thought you said you were familiar with ak’s
    Buyer: No one fuckin sells it you half wit
    Seller: Every gunshop? Walmart? Jesus christ.
    Buyer: The ones that shoot 5.56 I am
    Seller: Before you come at me with a childish attitude you need to do your research, be familiar with what your receiver says, hell it even said 7.62 on my armslist ad. 7.62×39 is an extremely common round found anywhere
    Buyer: There aren’t any wal marts around me. Jesus don’t sell ammo either you sacrilegious cunt.
    Buyer: I don’t want to fuckin commie caliber gun
    Seller: Nice talking to ya man. Enjoy the rifle
    Seller: I’m not 10 years old
    Buyer: You just wait
    Seller: What’s that supposed to mean?
    Buyer: I’ll find the right ammo
    That was the last message for the night, making it seem like this little roller coaster should be coming to an end.
    He resumes early the next morning with yet another ammo issue for his newly acquired AK rifle.
    Buyer: Still don’t work. Picked up some 7.62 and it’s too big now.
    Seller: You probably got 7.62×51 or 7.62×54
    Buyer: Dude at Wal mart said it would work
    Seller: Don’t take a walmart employees word for anything lol
    Buyer: You about to take this dick if you don’t fix this shit
    Seller: I’m not going to help you at all if you keep talking to me like that
    Buyer: I want my money back
    Seller: Go get the right ammo
    Buyer: Tell you what… you buy me some so I know what to get and we’ll call it even. K?
    Seller: I sent you a picture
    Buyer: That’s what I bought asshole
    Seller: I’m not even wasting my time trying to help anymore. You’re a douche
    Buyer: Your*
    Seller: No. You’re. You’re means you are.


    #2
    BUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    Winner of the douche prize!
    SHADAP VARMINT!

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      #3
      My favorite line is "I don't want a commie caliber gun"
      Like I want an American Saiga!!!
      You know what kind of people I really don't like?
      Other people.

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        #4
        I can only imagine if the "buyer" had bought a 22 rifle. It could be an Abbott and Costello skit similar to "who's on First".
        Just Another Reason For Me To Retire in Tennessee.

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